Attention peers and queers

A requiem for all critters

Once upon a time, King David ruled the land of oz
And in this kingdom lived an aweful ogre who wanted nothing more than to eat everyone who stood in his way.

He was real charming in this way

1. Frick frack
2. Patty wack
3. Whatta ya want?
4. A bone??

• Miss Mack
• works in the Lieu
• but for 4o bucks
• she'd give you a screw

Salami

A scrumptious meat tube

Burger

A delicious meat circle

Liver

A disgusting meat organ

Rule of thumb #1

• If things are going right, then they're about to go wrong
• Godel's theorem: rules of a self-contained system cannot prove themselves to be valid
• Miserable worm
• Look at your pitiful collection of causes and effects and mourn